Campaign Jingle Suggestions (Isip Pilipinas)

Hi there!

I was thinking of giving you the top graduation songs but the people I asked seem to find the idea boring or lame... or lame and boring. And everyone knows that Through The Years and Farewell are number 1 so there is no more anticipation factor to it. It was tough to think of themes for Mumomoment but that's the whole point, right? :) 

And so I was commuting one day and I heard a jingle that sounded like Psy's Gangnam Style. I know that the artist made it clear that his song plus the horse dance are not allowed to be used for the election campaigns. Therefore: 

DO NOT ELECT LAWBREAKERS!!!

Who is he? He never won the posts he was aiming for. He ran for mayor several times but he failed and now I believe he is running for the board member post. If you're from Calamba City, you know this guy very well. *insert evil laughter*

Because of this, I was inspired to write this blog to give Filipino politicians an idea of what the people want to hear, ya know, yung hip and madaling makabola ng tao.

And so I present to you, my dear music lovers:

TOP 3 TRAPO JINGLES

A child's wish: NO TO TRADITIONAL POLITICIANS! Thanks to matangapoy.blogspot.com.

MUMOMOMENT HIT# 3 SINGLE LADIES by BEYONCE

This is one great song that can catch the interest of the female voters, which is very strong in number in this country. The politician just needs to be very creative and imaginative... and gutsy.

CAMPAIGN JINGLE LINES: You can change the lyrics to "If you like him/her, then you should've put him/her on Senate/Congress" or whatever. Then enters Sexbomb Dancers or G-Force, if the budget permits.

TRAPO TRIVIA: Joseph Ejercito Estrada and the incumbent mayor Alfredo Lim have been throwing daggers and bombs to each other these past few weeks. Just how big is Manila? Well, if Erap wins, he'd be able to get back on his feet and acquire more wives. That's how "investment-friendly" Manila is, that's why the place is always considered a "hot spot" during campaign season. Funny that the Lim-Estrada debate on TV (Click me to watch the debate on Youtube) has been so sensational that the Manilenos are now confused. ISIP, MAYNILA!

MUMOMOMENT HIT# 2 SABAY-SABAY TAYO by MARIAN RIVERA

This song composed by Geleen Eugenio can also be used as a campaign jingle because of its makamasa factor. This appeals to every Filipino who is glued on TV and is very much well-versed with Pinoy showbiz than Philippine history.

CAMPAIGN JINGLE LINES: Kay [insert 3-syllable name] tayo | siya'y ating iboto then enters Marian Rivera, again, if the budget permits. Oh, there's a "hireable" Kalokalike!

TRAPO TRIVIA: Benigno "PNoy/Noynoy" Simeon Cojuangco Aquino III will be alone no more IF nephew Benigno Simeon "Bam" Aquino IV and Tita Margarita "Ting-Ting" Cojuangco will make it to the senate. The rest of the clan is also busy building the "empire". For instance, incumbent 1st District Congressman Enrique Cojuangco is running unopposed for the same seat. There are rumors that the very sweet youngest presidential sister is going to run for Senate in 2016... Do I hear Kris Aquino for President?

MUMOMOMENT HIT# 1 BEER by ITCHYWORMS

The most important people to persuade are the ones who love drinking so why not use a jingle that could promote your name and beer at the same time? Hahaha!

CAMPAIGN JINGLE LINES: The politician needs to get a great singer or the band itself to get through this. The lines can be like this: Iboto n'yo si [insert 1-syllable name or just say it quickly] sa darating na halalaaaaaaaaan | Upang malunod na ang puso n'yo sa kaligayahaaaaaaaan | Bawat botong bigay ninyo | Ay sooooobrang gusto-gusto ko | 'Yong iboto para sa [insert position that must end with an o]

TRAPO FACTS: According to news, COMELEC is facing credibility issues. According to what I see everyday, they really are facing credibility issues -- getting worse on a daily basis. I think they need fangs if they are going to roll out their projects for the May 2013 elections. Technology equals trouble. Purple/ Blue nails, however dirty they may be, are still proof of voting. Trees are still used for posters. Nuisance candidates were allowed to run. TV plugs and billboards are over the limit. Bashing is allowed on newspapers -- usually gets a one-pager. This is going to be bloody.

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